In an age without inspiration, the medical world is being overrun with multi-purpose medicines, i.e. piggyback drugs. These are the industrial equivalent of putting a clock or short wave radio in an already existing product, and then they still don’t work. For example, I had a clock in my frying pan with which I spilled pig fat on my leg when I checked the time. I also had a radio in my condoms, but the reception was always poor. So this is how they’re abusing our medicines:
Allergensing – Cure allergy symptoms this spring while giving a small energy boost.
Gasprin - Relieves asthma attacks and headaches.
Gasprin Senior - Relieves flatulence and lowers blood pressure.
Mefipritalin – A combination of Mefipristone (RU486) and Ritalin, it treats ADHD and rids you of unwanted pregnancies.
Faustylenol – For mild pain relief. Possible Side effects: Lost soul
Rougeane – Hair growth formula specifically for the face.
Penicilitin – Cures bacterial infection, while helping you remember your appointments.
At a glance, these drugs may not seem practical, but the trend may eventually help reduce drug costs in the future. Imagine a day when all our ailments can be cured with a single wonder pill.