Over the past few days, I pulled together this text based pick your own adventure thing called “The Earthenware Project.” It’s nothing quite so simple as a blog post, so I recommend you don’t consume the thing in one go. There are probably a hundred combinations of story and 27 distinct endings. You can access it by clicking on the black “TBA” on the booby’s chest on the menu page, or you can use the red carpet link provided here. ~HD
Archive for June, 2006
The Earthenware Project
Sunday, June 25th, 2006A Palindrome Like Two Conversations at Once
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006“Sseugiemanynnufasi” I spout upon the witch’s den,
and she responds I can’t come in.
I answer you may sit and rot,
I seek to strive you seek to not.
“Tonotkeesuoyevirtsotkeesiniemoctnacisdnopserehsdnanedshctiwehtnoputuopsi” is a funny name, i guess.
Movie Plots in Which Substance Abuse Is Removed From the Plot and Replaced with Over Eating
Monday, June 19th, 2006Trainspotting – Tale of a handfull of Scottish misfits who will go to any length and sink to any depth to satisfy their junk food dependency. By the films end, one of them kicks the habit and another dies of salmonella poisoning.
Leaving Las Vegas – With nothing left to lose, the protagonist played by Nicholas Cage relocates to Las Vegas to eat himself to death, hotel/casino buffets being a surefire path to a speedy demise.
Pulp Fiction – After a night of binge eating, Uma Thurman’s character overdoses on fast food and needs an adrenaline shot to the heart. (It was the Royales with Chesse that got to her)
Commercial
Friday, June 16th, 2006I’ve completed my promotional video for the website. It’s available as an Easter egg on the menu page or just click here. ~HD
The Most Controversial Film of All Time (if it were made)
Sunday, June 11th, 2006The Last Temptation of the Passion of the Natural Born, Clockwork Mountain in the Statutory Rape Slash Incestmobile Code