Archive for July, 2006

Korean BRB – Q

Friday, July 21st, 2006

Greetings Friends, I will be stepping away from the website for a month or two because I’ve found gainful employment in South Korea as an English teacher. For new or occassional visitors, this is a chance to explore the site. In the five months I’ve had this site, I’ve collected over 100 pages of written material, hundreds of original pics and images, and the odd assortment of doodads. Earthenware, for instance, is in want of repeat visits and if you weren’t following my previous South American adventure, now ’s the opportunity to look it over.

I will post to the blog whenever I can, but they may be unrelated to the trip. Afterwards, I may find a way of applying my Korean experience. Some artful pictures, at the very least.

It is odd, this affinity for the south though. Maybe I’ll try South Carolina next and rectify their differences with the North. When will the healing start.

By the way, the reason for the concentration of  photoshop images appearing throughout the site, in the Easter Egg Tower noteably, is because I’ve been working on larger written projects that aren’t suited for the site, one about Bolivia and the other a political farce based on an imaginary Paleo-Indian empire, tenatively called “The Shaman.”
Wish me luck ~HD

Western Film

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

I just threw in a Western Film amongst the other Easter eggs in the tower. I may create a film section for the site, but I’m hesitant about doing any major reconstruction just now. Then again, I may leave them as Easter eggs because none of the films really have any substance beyond the cute factor. ~HD

Critiques of Films That Were Released Long Before I Was Born, pt. 6: Incubus (1965)

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

Incubus is a good film or, more appropriately, Incubus estas bona filmo, as they say in Esperanto. This classic sci-fi movie comes with so many peculiarities that the quality of the film hardly seems to matter. The lead actor is a pre-Star Trek William Shatner. The Incubus was played by Milos Milos who did a murder/suicide shortly after the film’s release. Then after the film had done its tour of theaters it was lost for 30 years. To top it off, the film is performed entirely in the constructed language of Esperanto.

The plot is tame in comparison to the extenuating circumstances, but here’s how it runs. A succubus is tired of seducing men into their eternal damnation, when the men were probably destined for hell with or without her intervention. The succubus desires a pure soul, so that naturally leads to William Shatner. He lives with his sister under peculiar circumstances, but the two abstain from incestuous relations for the sake of the camera. The blonde succubus arrives on the scene and sensing her spiritual void, Shatner instantly falls in love. The succubus offers to nude sunbathe on sand dunes with him, thus securing his fate. He refuses, as he prefers sex, so long as they claim to be in love while performing the vile act. She refuses and summons the incubus to rape his sister in retaliation. Shatner’s cool with that, so he and the succubus run off to do it in a church and then a meadow. After which, the succubus is attacked by the devil in the form of a goat. Fino!

For Shatner, Incubus seems like a good lead in to his days as Captain James T Kirk. There are few actors with more experience in intimate scenes involving non-human life forms than he. The film does tackle an age old, moral dilemma. Should you be honest about your pure physical interest in your lover or do you pretend to love the person you’re sodomizing? Also, why does the devil always choose to be a goat? Wouldn’t a puma or a rhinoceros be more fearsome? These are questions posed to the viewer and, like all good films, it doesn’t offer any easy answers.

Rating at a glance: 372 words

Wikipedia entry on Esperanto

The New Yorker

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

Good news and bad news everybody, The New Yorker has turned down my submission of The Homo Sapiens Code and will not be printing it in their magazine or compensating me for all the hard work I put into it. On the upside, they “regret” that they can’t use the material, presumably meaning they really wanted to but couldn’t. Fascists. Probably because I’m not from New York, nor have ever been to New York. If they were happy about turning me down it would have been a different story. So thanks you, New Yorker and all future non-publishers of my work. Your regret is all I ask for.

Easter Egg Tower

Monday, July 10th, 2006

In case you haven’t noticed, the Art Gallery has a painting (#4) that goes by the name “View from Easter Egg Tower.” This isn’t just a fancy titile. There actually are Easter eggs, about 5 so far. You can open them by clicking on the window panes. More will eventually be added. ~HD